Asteroid G Archive
2026
February
- 02/27/2026: Is This Your Jelly Shoe? (Fantasy Franchise February: Rodgers and Hammerstein’s Cinderella)
- 02/27/2026: Stealing from the Best (Double Dragon 1995)
- 02/26/2026: Magic in the Wrong Hands (Fantasy Franchise February: Cinderella III: A Twist of Time)
- 02/26/2026: Who Bullies the Bullies? (Slasher Grindhouse: Departing Seniors)
- 02/25/2026: Timeshare of the Crystal Skull (Fantasy Franchise February: House II: The Second Story)
- 02/25/2026: Disappointing from New Directions (Contra: Rogue Corps)
- 02/24/2026: Three Tales of Terror (Fantasy Franchise February: Cinderella II: Dreams Come True)
- 02/24/2026: The Tale of Dunk and Egg (Fantasy Franchise February: A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms: Season 1)
- 02/23/2026: The Animals are the Best and Worst Parts (Fantasy Franchise February: Cinderella)
- 02/23/2026: It’s Pac, But in 3D… But Different From That Other Time in 3D (Pac-Man Arrangement 1996)
- 02/20/2026: From the Snowy Slopes to the Stage (Fantasy Franchise February: Frozen: The Hit Broadway Musical)
- 02/20/2026: New Offerings to Temp You (Taco Bell Selections)
- 02/19/2026: The Queen of Evil (with a Heart of Gold) (Fantasy Franchise February: Maleficent Rereview)
- 02/19/2026: Contra Tries to Go Over the Top (Hard Corps: Uprising)
- 02/18/2026: Just Gonna Take a Little Nap (Fantasy Franchise February: Sleeping Beauty)
- 02/18/2026: Way Too Much Money (Crazy Rich Asians)
- 02/17/2026: Not the Worst Mermaid in the Sea (Fantasy Franchise February: The Little Mermaid 2023)
- 02/17/2026: Now Lurking at in Another Restaurant, for Some Reason (Donatos Pizza at Red Robin)
- 02/16/2026: Makes Us Appreciate the Live Action Film (Fantasy Franchise February: The Little Mermaid Live!)
- 02/16/2026: Statham from U.N.C.L.E. (Operation Fortune: Ruse de Guerre)
- 02/13/2026: In a Land Without Music (Fantasy Franchise February: The Little Mermaid: Ariel's Beginnings)
- 02/13/2026: On the Cutting Edge of Medical Science (The Knick: Season 1)
- 02/12/2026: It’s the Same Case, Do the Same Thing (Fantasy Franchise February: The Little Mermaid II: Return to the Sea)
- 02/12/2026: Doing It All Again (Contra ReBirth)
- 02/11/2026: In Need of Some Renovations (Fantasy Franchise February: House 1985)
- 02/11/2026: Not Modern Nor Classic, Just Trying Too Hard (The Muppet Show: 2026 Special)
- 02/10/2026: Ginger Magic (Fantasy Franchise February: The Little Mermaid 1989)
- 02/10/2026: What’s the Real Experiment? (Fallout: Season 2)
- 02/09/2026: To Live Out in the Woods (Fantasy Franchise February: The Watchers)
- 02/06/2026: Or, How a Pretty Brunette Can Get Away with Anything (Fantasy Franchise February: Beauty and the Beast: Belle's Magical World)
- 02/06/2026: The End of a Universe (Aliens vs. Avengers)
- 02/06/2026: Safety In Numbers (The Final Girl Support Group)
- 02/05/2026: Stockholm Syndrome a Go-Go (Fantasy Franchise February: Beauty and the Beast: The Enchanted Christmas)
- 02/05/2026: Taking Back What’s Hers (Borderlands 3: Moxxi's Heist of the Handsome Jackpot)
- 02/04/2026: Tale As Old as Time… or So I’m Told (Fantasy Franchise February: Beauty and the Beast 1991)
- 02/04/2026: Find the Role Within (Superhero Cinema: Wonder Man: Miniseries)
- 02/03/2026: The Long Wait for Love (Fantasy Franchise February: Timer)
- 02/03/2026: Permanence or Irrelevance? (Tron: Ares)
- 02/02/2026: Living Life on Repeat (Fantasy Franchise February: Groundhog Day)
- 02/02/2026: It Comes from the Deep (Final Fantasy Randomizer: 2025 Tournament Art)
January
- 01/30/2026: The Quest for Confederate Gold (Sahara)
- 01/30/2026: Apart and Drawn Together (The Witcher: Sword of Destiny)
- 01/29/2026: Buckets of Money (The Rip)
- 01/29/2026: Into the Mind of Madness (Borderlands 3: Psycho Krieg and the Fantastic Fustercluck)
- 01/28/2026: A Slasher Within a Slasher (Return to Horror High)
- 01/28/2026: And Why This Doesn’t Really Matter (DC Beats Marvel in Comic Sales)
- 01/23/2026: More Like Percy Boring and the Bore-lympians, Am I Right? (Percy Jackson and the Olympians 2023: Season 2)
- 01/23/2026: Do It Like a True Gentleman (The Gentlemen 2024: Season 1)
- 01/22/2026: He’s a Tall One (A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms: Series Premiere)
- 01/22/2026: Experience It Live in VR (Death Race 2050)
- 01/21/2026: Richards Lives (The Running Man 2025)
- 01/21/2026: Going In for a Couple of Long Missions (Borderlands 3: Takedown Raids)
- 01/20/2026: Let’s All Go to School! (Star Trek: Starfleet Academy: Series Premiere)
- 01/20/2026: Santa Claus is Mental (Slasher Grindhouse: Christmas Evil)
- 01/19/2026: Stuck in a Universe of Assholes (Black Mirror: "USS Callister: Into Infinity")
- 01/19/2026: A Time Loop that Doesn’t Loop (Slasher Grindhouse: Until Dawn 2025)
- 01/16/2026: Are You the Bat… Man? (Superhero Cinema: Aztec Batman: Clash of Empires)
- 01/16/2026: An Early Work of Slasher Fiction (Slasher Grindhouse: The Town that Dreaded Sundown 1976)
- 01/15/2026: Not as Bad as Expected (The Naked Gun 2025)
- 01/15/2026: You Have to Know to Know (Kenney's Lexington)
- 01/14/2026: Should Have Stayed Buried (Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen)
- 01/14/2026: Mysteriouslier and Mysteriouslier (Borderlands 3: Director's Cut)
- 01/13/2026: The Endless Adventure Finally Ends (Stranger Things: Series Finale)
- 01/13/2026: A Teaser to a Teaser to a Teaser (Avengers: Doomsday Teaser Trailers)
- 01/12/2026: Longer, but More of the Same (Rebel Moon, Part 1: Director's Cut)
- 01/12/2026: The Origins of a Fairy Tale (The Witcher: The Last Wish)
- 01/09/2026: Strange Things are Afoot in the Mind Palace (Stranger Things: Season 5, Part 2)
- 01/09/2026: Far Less Than Meets the Eye (Transformers 2007)
- 01/08/2026: Carrots and Wild, At It Again (Zootopia 2)
- 01/08/2026: Well, That Fell Right Off a Cliff (The Naked Gun 33 1/3: The Final Insult)
- 01/07/2026: Big Car Go Vroom Vroom (F1: The Movie)
- 01/07/2026: Let the Legendaries Flow (Borderlands 3)
- 01/06/2026: On the Fifth Day of Die Hard, My True Love Gave To Me... (G20)
- 01/06/2026: On the Fifth Day of Die Hard, My True Love Gave To Me... (Die Hard Trilogy 2: Viva Las Vegas)
- 01/05/2026: On the Fourth Day of Die Hard, My True Love Gave To Me... (The Wrath of Becky)
- 01/05/2026: On the Fourth Day of Die Hard, My True Love Gave To Me... (Die Hard Trilogy)