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April

• 04/03/2026: Memento Mori (Action Adventure April: 28 Years Later)
• 04/03/2026: This One Should Never Have Been Allowed to Live (Action Adventure April: The Living Daylights: The Game
• 04/02/2026: On the Highway to Hell (Action Adventure April: Sisu: Road to Revenge)
• 04/02/2026: The Golden Arches (KPop Demon Hunters X McDonald's, Part 1: The HUNTR/X Meal)
• 04/01/2026: Just Gotta Dance (Action Adventure April: Pretty Lethal)
• 04/01/2026: He Loves Gooooooold (Action Adventure April: James Bond 007: Goldfinger)

March

• 03/31/2026: Where It All Began (Snow White and the Seven Dwarves)
• 03/31/2026: A Mini Game… and Maybe More? (Borderlands 3: Borderlands Science!)
• 03/30/2026: Like a Grindhouse Ready or Not (Slasher Grindhouse: They Will Kill You)
• 03/30/2026: Somehow Maul Returned… (Star Wars Continuity Is a Mess)
• 03/27/2026: We’re Back Here… Again (Slasher Grindhouse: Return to Sleepaway Camp)
• 03/27/2026: Putting Battle Royale into my Borderlands (Borderlands 3: Designer's Cut)
• 03/26/2026: Why Are We Remaking Jurassic Park 3? (Jurassic World: Rebirth)
• 03/26/2026: Did We Really Need This? (HBO's Harry Potter TV Series Trailer)
• 03/25/2026: The Struggle of Sequelitis (The Old Guard 2)
• 03/25/2026: Put a Tiger in Your Mouth (Cheetos Mac ‘n Cheese)
• 03/24/2026: Should Have Been Killed in Its Sleep (Mercy)
• 03/24/2026: Gimmie That Burn (Hot Sauce Round-Up II)
• 03/23/2026: A Boy and His Buddy (Project Hail Mary)
• 03/23/2026: Not the Redemption the Game Needed (Borderlands 3: Bounty of Blood: A Fistful of Redemption)
• 03/20/2026: The Game is Afoot (Young Sherlock: Season 1)
• 03/20/2026: Is This the Film We Were Hoping For? (Superhero Cinema: Spider-man: Brand New Day Trailer)
• 03/19/2026: Rangers Lead the Way (War Machine)
• 03/19/2026: Very Big Indeed (McDonald’s Big Arch)
• 03/18/2026: Out On His Own (Roofman)
• 03/18/2026: Comfort, but at a Cost (Idlewyld Inn & Spa, London)
• 03/17/2026: Featuring a Young Brad Pitt (Slasher Grindhouse: Cutting Class)
• 03/17/2026: Stake Through the Heart (The Death of Buffy the Vampire Slayer: New Sunnydale)
• 03/16/2026: The (Gun)Stars Are Calling (Gunstar Super Heroes)
• 03/16/2026: Some of These Taste Better Than Expected (M&M Flavor Round-up)
• 03/13/2026: People Just Can’t Enjoy a Good Thing (Superhero Cinema: Lanterns Trailer and the Discourse Around It)
• 03/13/2026: Americana… or Is That Canadicana? (Kelsey’s Original Roadhouse, London)
• 03/12/2026: They Woke the Wrong Woman (The Bluff)
• 03/12/2026: Tangy Pain In My Mouth (Hot Sauce Round-Up)
• 03/11/2026: The Jacobs’ One Shot Guarantee (Borderlands 3: Guns, Love, and Tentacles: the Marriage of Wainwright & Hammerlock)
• 03/11/2026: Shove the Fish Into My Face (Heart Sushi, London, ON)
• 03/10/2026: Mommy Issues (Slasher Grindhouse: Scream 7)
• 03/10/2026: Tasty Fruits, Made Sour (Final Boss Sour Selections)
• 03/09/2026: Save the Cajun, Save the World (Fox X-Men Film Series: A Definitive List, Part 2)
• 03/09/2026: My Mouth is On Fire (Heat Wave Hot Sauce Expo 2026)
• 03/06/2026: Claws Go Snick Snick (Fox X-Men Film Series: A Definitive List, Part 1)
• 03/06/2026: A Very Busy Spot (Dimi’s Greek House, London, ON)
• 03/05/2026: She Will Set the World on Fire (Cinderella 2015)
• 03/05/2026: A Time for Training (The Witcher: Blood of Elves)
• 03/04/2026: Returning Again for the First (Third? Fifth? Eighth?) Time (Contra: Operation Galuga)
• 03/04/2026: The Sourest Special Day (Sour Snack Round-Up XIII)
• 03/03/2026: All of this Over a Caravan (Snatch)
• 03/03/2026: Never Date a Drug Dealer (Red Surf)

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