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He Is the Night, Coocoo Cahchoo

Superhero Cinema: The Batman: Rewatch Review

Mike Finkelstein, Posted: 2025-06-23

We take a second look at The Batman to see if our opinion of the film has improved with time.

And Also

Giving Them a Chance After a Long Time Away

Domino’s Pizza Ultimate Pepperoni

Mike Finkelstein, Posted: 2025-06-23

After many years of not trying their food, with give Domino's another chance to win us back.

Bad Time at the Vacation Home

Slasher Grindhouse: Tucker and Dale vs. Evil

Mike Finkelstein, Posted: 2025-06-23

Two rednecks find themselves at the center of a mistaken slasher conspiracy in this delightful horror comedy.

There be Dragons in That There Box Office

The Failure of the Live-Action Animated Remake

Mike Finkelstein, Posted: 2025-06-23

Live-action adaptations of animated classics are dead. Wait... Live-action adaptations of animated classics are alive. What?

Monster Madness

Slasher Grindhouse

Superhero Cinema

Further Reading

Time for Some Violent Calculations

The Accountant 2

Mike Finkelstein, Posted: 2025-06-23

The mathematical hired gun is back, this time aiding the government on a quest for revenege, in this underbaked sequel.

I Really Wish This Was Better

Jersey Mike's Portabella Cheese Steak

Mike Finkelstein, Posted: 2025-06-23

We have an underwhelming sandwich experience from one of the more prominent Subway competitors.

Hard Up for Hardee's

Season 8 Episode 20

(Not So) Live from Asteroid G, Posted: 2025-06-06

We're talking Hardee's, its burgers, chicken, and fries, in this week's episode.

An Unsatisfactory Reboot

Monster Madness: Species: The Awakening

Mike Finkelstein, Posted: 2025-06-23

A new alien queen is bred, but will she be different from the others that came before?

Why For Snyderbros?

When Online Fandom and Criticism Goes Too Far

Mike Finkelstein, Posted: 2025-06-23

We take a dive into the Snyder fans on Reddit and it's not a pretty sight.

Bring the Thunder(bolts*)

Season 8 Episode 20

(Not So) Live from Asteroid G, Posted: 2025-06-06

We're talking Thunderbolts*, and what that asterisk really means, in this week's episode.

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This is Asteroid G. A home for the cinephiles, a land for the gamers, a haven for geeks, on an object from outer space.

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